Watching TV

I've met too many people like this. Nothing against those who genuinely don't like TV, but I don't believe that others care.

Flags and Trust

I've isolated the number of flags where trust should decline to be 7. If you see more than 7 flags of your country in a given speech, be wary!

Honesty

Is honesty in fact the best policy?

The Circle of Governments

Credit to Mr. Niccolo Machiavelli. Oh, and if you're the type who likes closure, Machiavelli says the solution to this cycle is to combine the three types of government into one government.

Try This 2

It's true too, I read it on the Onion. http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_axes_pentagon_plan_to_build

CNN

Tell Ted Turner to hire me.

Happy Holidays (Literally)

Have a wonderful solstice as well! Overall message: be happy.

Garfield

He actually did die on a Monday too. Makes me wonder if he ever showed distaste for Mondays.

Time Travel Trolling 1

Prompted by a discussion at a recent party. It was either Napoleon or Hitler, and I figured a radio would freak Napoleon out more.

Facebook Trends

See if you can identify all the dates on the second one.

Memes Throughout History

Yo dawg we herd you like memes, so we put memes in your memes, so you can lol while you lol. Click to enlarge, since this is a big one (And yes, I am aware that that's what she said).

Try This

Fun Fact: American Idol has enough votes to be the world's largest democracy.

An Irrepressible Conflict?

And it's not like there was a controversial supreme court ruling to settle this issue.

Border Solution #345

This is also an option for the war on terror.

Nation Problem Solver #1

Anybody have the phone number for the Treasury Department?

C-Span's Ratings

I'm willing to compromise and give them blaster rifles.

Socialism v. Capitalism

My first comic upload, and my personal favorite. Inspired by a T-Shirt I saw someone wearing.